"Having learned from experience, we'll be taking a zero tolerance approach towards contestants who try to inject politics into their interview answers." - Pageant Head Donald Trump
The judges announced for next year's pageant. Although interview questions have been made public (see below), question ownership has not been disclosed.
- What's your stance on late term abortion and a woman's right to choose?
- Should Dick Cheney be tried for war crimes at an international tribunal in The Hague?
- What can be done to prevent the president's socialist policies from destroying America?
- Do you kill your own food or do you have someone else do it for you?
- Give me one good reason why we shouldn't just get this over with and carpet-nuke the entire goddamned Middle East.
- Do you support gay marriage or not, bitch?
It's not the contestants that are injecting politics, it's the judges!!
ReplyDelete<"It's not the contestant that are injecting politics, it's the judges!!" >
ReplyDeleteUh, I think that was the whole point of the article.