Monday, August 24, 2009

Creve Coeur Mayor Decries Influx of "South County Hoosier Trash"

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"Let's not play games here. Everyone knows damn well what I'm talking about so spare me the phony indignation. Drive south on 270, past 44 and take a look around. Those are the people I'm talking about. The crowd that's all about vacationing in the Ozarks with their Jay Feather campers and noisy-ass jet-skis. Hard-core Cardinal fans that play beer-ball every Wednesday night and have sworn off Anheuser-Busch products forever. The whole "Hell Yeah" contingent. We just had some guy thrown out of Bristol's last week for asking the maitre d' 'Where's your shitter?' These yokels are scaring away the retired WASPs and Jewish widows that are indigenous to this area. It's hurting our image and our revenues. If they're going to migrate north they should keep going - past Creve Coeur - all the way on up to St. Charles. It sounds bad, but they'll be happier living with their own kind." - Creve Coeur mayor Phillip Taylor

4 comments:

  1. I'm a native St. Louisian and this is possibly the most offensive thing I've ever read.

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  2. Yur one of those people who thinks they're better than everyone aren't you?

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  3. I saw this guy interviewed on channel 2. He's a fucking jackoff.

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  4. I'm in Ladue and a bunch of Southside hoosier trash just moved in next door. They're loud. always coming and going. I think the guy came into a bunch of money somehow (inheritance?). Wife's a pig / smokes.

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