Thursday, July 23, 2009

Sasquatch Sighted in Pacific Northwest

Hoax...or the real McCoy?

The single, grainy photograph taken by a camper near Condon, Oregon last Saturday. Kevin Herbst of Monroe, WA says the creature gorged itself on a goat and made threatening movements before disappearing into the forest.

"It's doubtful we'll ever know what this actually was. It's possible we're looking at a heretofore undiscovered genus of bipedal primate; a "sasquatch" or "yeti" if you will. Then again, it might just be some guy in a Kirstie Alley suit. It's anyone's guess." - Olivia Burwell, anthropolgist and forensic scientist, University of Oregon

2 comments:

  1. This site is a disgrace. Kirstie Allie has more character, dignity and talent in her little finger than you can even dream of. Please do humanity a favor and kill youself asap.

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